What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?

Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

Why is Trump not on a violation of probation, offering a job for an endorsement is in violation of federal law? Kaamala knew better she is very sharp.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

Why does it smell so bad? I noticed that when I move around my vagina has a stench. It’s usually a wet liquid, almost like pee. There’re little to no discharge and it doesn’t hurt or itch.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

China Blasts Laser 80,000 Miles to the Moon in Broad Daylight – A First in Space History! - Indian Defence Review

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

What would Spanish sound like if only latin and Greek words were used, like some romance analogy to anglish?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service